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    20th Century Headlines  
 
 

1919:   Senate Rejects Treaty of Versailles for Having Suspicious Foreign-Sounding Name.



1920:   Women Experience Futility of Voting Firsthand.



1921:   Humane Loophole in Immigration Quotas Lets Some Foreigners Enter U.S. as Livestock.



1925:   Heisenberg Says Uncertainty Principle May or May Not Be Greatest Discovery Ever.



1927:   Parisian Hijacker Forces Charles Lindbergh to Make Nonstop Transatlantic Flight at Gunpoint.



1927:   Supreme Court Rules Films Do Not Have Right to Remain Silent.



1928:   Babe Ruth Seldom Gets to First, Admits Wife.



1929:   Stock Market Crash Linked to Jews, Blacks, Catholics, Radicals, Foreigners and Anyone Who Looks Funny.



1929:   Al Capone Denies Murder for Profit Allegations, Insists Gangland Slayings "Purely for Fun."



1933:   U.S. Goes Off Gold Standard, Adopts Moldy Crust of Bread Standard.



1933:   FDR's "The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Eleanor" Speech Calms Nation.



1933:   New Deal, Same Deck.



1933:   First Woman Cabinet Member, Frances Perkins, Celebrates by Getting Coffee for Other Cabinet Members.



1934:   Newborn Ralph Nader Files Suit Against Mother for Ejecting Him Into Hostile, Unsafe Environment.









 




 

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